Fuck It. Candle
Who cares about the stupid pile of laundry and the dirty dishes! Just... Fuck It. Light this candle, pop on some day PJs and chill the f out!
Lovingly hand poured (lies actually!! A whole lot of swearing happened while learning to make candles here, but we do love the result.)
Poured into a Consol jar - because "local is lekker' and hey, you will have a nice handy jar to use when you are feeling up to life again! Here is a tip - use it to store money to buy more stuff from us! (Wink, nudge)
Our signature fragrance (meaning this is OUR fav) is Sandalwood with subtle hints of Bergamot. (No idea what that is, but it smells AMAZEBALLS!) We also have Vanilla & Coconut (which is divine) or Vanilla & Sweet Pea (also gorgeous). Remember to choose your scent on checkout.
Light this beauty up and whatever else you wanna light up... and just breathe.
Problem Karen?? Just F........ er, just don't . Light the candle and breathe.
97% Paraffin Wax
3% Fragrance