My Last Fuck. Oh look its on fire! Candle
Do you have NO more fucks left to give! Then light this baby up, pour a glass of wine, or maybe just straight vodka and allow yourself to be Zen AF!
Lovingly hand poured (lies actually!! A whole lot of swearing happened while learning to make candles here, but we do love the result.)
Poured into a Consol jar - because "local is lekker' and hey, you will have a nice handy jar to use once your fucks are all burnt up! Here is a tip - use it to store money to buy more stuff from us! (Wink, nudge)
Our signature fragrance (meaning this is OUR fav) is Sandalwood with subtle hints of Bergamot. (No idea what that is, but it smells AMAZEBALLS!) We also have Vanilla & Coconut (which is divine) or Vanilla & Sweet Pea (also gorgeous). Remember to choose your scent on checkout.
Light this beauty up and watch your last fuck disappear..... poof. (Magical)
(please note this is not a magic candle... well, we find it magical - but it can't make all your worries disappear - if it could we would be making much more money!) . This disclaimer was added because Karen will probably contact us to say she used the candle and is still full of fucks about everything and now she wants her money back... - Don't be a Karen - remember... ZEN AF!!
97% Paraffin Wax
3% Fragrance