All the Fucks Candle
Your everyday candle. This is one for all the fucks, just tick whichever block you need or make up your own because we believe in you and your creativity.
Fuck____ or me, it, you, off, this, that, what the actual, and Fuck Yeah for the days you feel motivated. This lil beaut gives you reason at any time of the day or night to light it and have some "you" time! (Screaming into a pillow counts too ok!)
Or hey - buy it for your boss ...
Lovingly hand poured. (lies actually!! A whole lot of swearing and a few "Fuck this" moments happened while learning to make candles here, but we do love the result - it gave us a "Fuck Yeah" moment!)
Poured into a Consol jar - because "local is lekker' and hey, you will have a nice handy jar to use on your "Fuck Yeah" days when you are feeling thrifty and useful! Here is a tip - use it to store money to buy more stuff from us! (Wink, nudge)
Our signature fragrance (meaning this is OUR fav) is Sandalwood with subtle hints of Bergamot. (No idea what that is, but it smells AMAZEBALLS!) We also have Vanilla & Coconut (Fuck Yeah!) or Vanilla & Sweet Pea (also gorgeous). Remember to choose your scent on checkout.
Light this beauty up and watch your "Fuck" moments melt away (see what I did there).
Oh - this candle is not magic! It won't actually make that person "Fuck Off". Sorry ne. It smells pretty darn good so chances are if that person is around they may stick around....! We added this disclaimer so Karen doesn't come and complain when its all burnt up and her Fuck "whatever" moments are now worse. Don't be a Karen - be lekker.
97% Paraffin Wax
3% Fragrance